A big fat No-Duh!

I love court TV.  Did I metion something yesterday about being sick of court TV?  Well, I lied. It is my secret indulgence, though probably not so secret, anymore...Yes, everything I need to know I learned from Judge Judy.  Judy taught me that many relationships are merely a coupling of folks who ultimately need nothing more from the other person than solely a co-signor with an obligation to buy something they will ultimately only use to meet someone else! Yup.  "Hey Flo-Jo, I need you to cosign for this Kia for me, baby girl."  Yup. He's using it to pick up honeys and YOU just signed for it.  Duh.  Judge Judy also reminds us that we are never to sign  lease with someone we are not married to or part of a conjoined twin arrangement with.  Personally, I think ONLY conjoined twins should ever agree to signing a lease together, that would mean Cheng and Eng the original Siamese twins are really the only two who should share property.  Should the deal go down, they could really make life hell for the other one. (Imagine trying to sleep while the other tries to man-handle Yoga on the Wii) Duh.  Judy repeatedly harps on us to never, ever have a baby with a man who doesn't have a job. This is a big, huge DUH.  Do we still have to tell women this? Ladies, this is never a good idea. You don't have to take Judy's word for it.  Ask Maury, Ricki, or Montel.  Havin a baby with  man who doesn't have a job is like wipin before you poop..it just don't make no sense!  So I tell you again, Judy will set you straight.  God will get you right, but Judy will set you straight....So, excuse me while I tend to my pack of  Ho-Hos and my court TV.  It's prime-time in the trailer park and I'm gonna crack a Bud before Judy puts the smack-down on another idiot! Boo-ya!
Stay on the straight,kiddies...
A domani,